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		<title>Distractie</title>
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			<title>Sooper :D:D</title>
			<link>http://cifo.hitforum.ro/distractie-f20/sooper-dd-t94.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>DeZasTru</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[Doua bufnite stau pe o creanga
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Una:
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- Buhuhu
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Cealalta:
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- Da' buhuhu la ma-ta, ca m-ai speriat. <img src="http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/icon_smile.gif" alt="Smile" longdesc="2" />)))]]></description>
			<category>Distractie</category>
			<pubDate>Tue, 25 Aug 2009 16:28:56 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://cifo.hitforum.ro/distractie-f20/sooper-dd-t94.htm#202</comments>
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			<title>De Asta Ce Ziceti ??</title>
			<link>http://cifo.hitforum.ro/distractie-f20/de-asta-ce-ziceti-t65.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>reFlEx</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[<embed pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/25VXlohZvOQ" width="425" height="350" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" quality="high" scale="exactfit"></embed>
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nu mai pot de rass <img src="http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/lol.gif" alt="lol!" longdesc="61" />  =)))))]]></description>
			<category>Distractie</category>
			<pubDate>Fri, 17 Jul 2009 18:30:34 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://cifo.hitforum.ro/distractie-f20/de-asta-ce-ziceti-t65.htm#151</comments>
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			<title>UN nou HIT =)))))</title>
			<link>http://cifo.hitforum.ro/distractie-f20/un-nou-hit-t66.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>reFlEx</dc:creator>
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nu mai am ce zice decat k ma sinucid!]]></description>
			<category>Distractie</category>
			<pubDate>Fri, 17 Jul 2009 18:34:19 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://cifo.hitforum.ro/distractie-f20/un-nou-hit-t66.htm#152</comments>
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			<title>Marfa !! :))</title>
			<link>http://cifo.hitforum.ro/distractie-f20/marfa--t64.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>LoAdInG</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[Intr-o seara o ciocanitoare se pune pe o creanga si printre frunze vede niste ochi,si intreba:
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-bufnita,tu esti?la kre raspunde
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-nu,sunt vrabiuta!
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-atunci dc ai ochi aia asa mari??si raspunde <img src="http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/icon_smile.gif" alt="Smile" longdesc="2" />)
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-Maaa Caaaac <img src="http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/icon_smile.gif" alt="Smile" longdesc="2" />)))]]></description>
			<category>Distractie</category>
			<pubDate>Thu, 16 Jul 2009 18:55:10 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://cifo.hitforum.ro/distractie-f20/marfa--t64.htm#145</comments>
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			<title>Bancuri cu Bula</title>
			<link>http://cifo.hitforum.ro/distractie-f20/bancuri-cu-bula-t53.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>cataa</dc:creator>
			<description>Intr-o zi, Bula mergea cu masina si, deodata, controlul de rutina al politiei.

 Politaiul, cand ii vede, zambeste si ii spune:

 - Ati castigat premiul cel mare. Sunteti primul conducator auto, care are pusa centura de siguranta.

 Baietii de la ProTV, pe faza, il intreaba pe Bula ce are de gand sa faca cu banii.

 - Cred ca o sa-mi iau carnetul de sofer.

 Politaiul, mirat:

 - Nu aveti permis?

 Nevasta lui Bula sare si spune:

 - Nu-l luati in serios! Asa face tot timpul cand e beat.

  ...</description>
			<category>Distractie</category>
			<pubDate>Sun, 05 Jul 2009 08:39:49 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://cifo.hitforum.ro/distractie-f20/bancuri-cu-bula-t53.htm#130</comments>
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			<title>Bancul zilei 04-07-2009</title>
			<link>http://cifo.hitforum.ro/distractie-f20/bancul-zilei-04-07-2009-t50.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>cataa</dc:creator>
			<description>Doctorul american - doctorul roman.



Doctorul american spune: - La noi, in America, medicina e asa de avansata, ca scoatem un rinichi de la unu', il transplantam la altu' si dupa 6 saptamani ala deja isi cauta de lucru!



Doctorul german raspunde: - E nimica toata; la noi, in Germania , scoatem un plaman de la unu', il transplantam la altu' si dupa 4 saptamani ala deja isi cauta de lucru!



Doctorul rus spune: - Nici asta nu-i mare scofala; la noi, in Rusia, scoatem 1/2 de inima de  ...</description>
			<category>Distractie</category>
			<pubDate>Sat, 04 Jul 2009 17:27:39 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://cifo.hitforum.ro/distractie-f20/bancul-zilei-04-07-2009-t50.htm#113</comments>
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			<title>super tare</title>
			<link>http://cifo.hitforum.ro/distractie-f20/super-tare-t51.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>cataa</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[Smekerie tata! io zic sa o ducem la Eurovision <img src="http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/icon_smile.gif" alt="Smile" longdesc="2" />)) ce ziceti? :&gt;]]></description>
			<category>Distractie</category>
			<pubDate>Sat, 04 Jul 2009 18:41:23 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://cifo.hitforum.ro/distractie-f20/super-tare-t51.htm#118</comments>
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